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bruhcardi:

when u take off ur iphone case and it feels like ur holding a newborn

"We are all books because we have spines and stories to tell."


coconut-coffee:

my wallet needs to be as thick as my thighs

slydig:

how do i get abs without doing anything

jehovahzwetness:

My GPS lady sounds like she hasn’t been fucked in a long time

notimefordirtytalk:

You know, if you watch the lion king closely, you can find a lot of simbalism.




hbunot:

I may not be 5 gum but I can still stimulate your senses.